Yo Mamma
okay so i found these puuure funny use mite not but a well
Yo mama so fat that when she jumps into the ocean the whales pop out and start singing (*) we are family (*)
your mama is so fat when her beeper went off everyone ran out of the building,they thought...she was backing up!
your mamas so poor when i came to your house,and stepped on a cigarette light your mama said "who turned off the light!"
your mama so poor she was kicking a soda can and when i asked her what she was doing she said "moving in!"
Your mamas so poor she chased a garbage truck down the road when she finally got out of breath i asked her what she was doiong,and she said "grocery shopping!"
your mamas so ugly when she looked out the window she was immediately arrested for mooning!
your mamas so ugly when she went to the halloween store to by a costume,for good ol' holiday tradition,the people at the counter mistakened her face as the most hideous mask they eva saw!
your mamas so dumb she got hit by a parked car!
your mamas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!
your mamas so stupid,when she was running out of energy one day,she stuck a battery up her ass and cried out "i've got the power!!"
your mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
yo mamma so fat when aliens flew over the globe they said "GEEZZ i never seen a mountain that big anytime b-4 did you?"
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place
Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born
Yo momma so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine, disease and Yo momma
Yo momma so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
Yo momma so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her
Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
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